Thursday, December 11, 2008

Few things that i think i know...

Really bored during this semester break. So I decided to write a few things that i know (at least things that i think i know).

Throughout my life on earth i have learnt several matters that might interest you or maybe you already know this. But it doesn't matter, i wanna write down some rubbish anyway. It is said that one mans rubbish is another mans treasure, so if you are the former doesn't matter anyway.

1. Physics is the father of all science.

Physics is not confined within the two covers of the mechanics or quantum mechanics book. Physics is a science where scientist try to seek out and understand phenomenas in nature, be it in the human body or in atoms. Physics makes math have some meaning, without it math is just some meaning less crap.

2. Electronics is just a physical form of programming.

No need to explain this, everyone knows.

3.Most chemists are not chemists.

The greatest contribution made to chemistry is by physicist. Yeah, i know Mendeleev was a great guy. But without Schrodinger how to you explain hybridization. Without physicist would you have known the electron...

4. There is great amount of unfilled space outside the universe, probably a billion times bigger than our universe.

Everyone knows this.

5. Curiosity kills the cat, not once but nine times or more.

I have seen cats crossing road and highways, Few crossings ended in loss of life of the cat. Its highly improbable that all the cats lost eight lives and before crossing the road. Anyway this brings us to the next logical question, which is: WHY DID THE CAT CROSS THE ROAD? The answer is curiosity of stupidity. The latter is not quite true, because stupidity occurs only in Homo sapiens.

6. Barking dogs seldom bite is not meant literally.

As discussed earlier, stupidity occurs in homo sapiens, As long as the dog is barking on the other side of the fence or in a cage, you will be safe. Else its advisable to get to the safer side.

7.
Every cloud has a silver lining

For gods sake please be practical. Its a cloud and its probably gonna rain. Live with it. Its like saying, I'm drowning and I'm gonna die, but its okay least i died hydrated. Get on with life and accept the facts.

8.
Education is what remains after one has forgotten everything he learned in school - quote by Einstein

Totally true.

9. All paid jobs degrade the mind. - think Aristotle said this

10. Expectation is the root of all heartache. Will Shakespeare

So that's all for today.

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Gods genes???

As usual i was so bored an i logged into my youtube account. I viewed several videos and i watched something really interesting. I was crap story bout the birth of jesus, which was due to a virgin birth. Then i started thinking if a virgin birth was possible. Being a physicist i had to know the mechanism of any natural or supernatural phenomena. After all lightning used to be a supernatural phenomena where ppl used to believe that lightning strikes because the greek god zues threw his lighning bolts or some shit like that. It was all supernatural till people knew that lightning is just electric discharge, then it became a natural phenomena. What im trying to say is there is no such thing as a supernatural phenomena.

OK lets get back to gods genes. Since jesus was the sun of god and was given birth thru a vigin birth. Lets start with the first theory. Jesus carried gods DNA. This means that god is mortal. Which is not acceptable to many religous people. Or maybe god somehow slipped a sperm into Mary's womb to impregnate her, and i wonder whose sperm might that be. Nevermind that, lets just say that jesus carried gos genetic material. If this is true god did not create the universe, how can god create matter from nothing when he/she is made up from matter. Matter only existed after the big bang. Does this mean god was a byproduct of the big bang?

Okay, my second theory is, that jesus was formed thru parthenogenesis. You can read up all about parthenogenesis in wikipedia. Anyway if this theory was true, the baby which is born will be female. There is very little chance the baby can be male, unless the mother has some kind of mutation where she is a female but carries y chromosomes.

After reading this you might say god is almighty and can perform miracles, all miracles are within the bounds of reality, all miracles ahve scientific explanation. Show an instance where a miracle performed was beyond the bounds of reality. And dont tell me that reality is not as we percieve and anything can happen. Reality is only reality where anything can happen and everything has an explanation.